Miss Screenpunk and me have taken seats in the Tuschinski movietheatre to see Brideshead Revisited when something odd happenes. On the back row a big guy and a little lady get in a quarrel. She is eating crispy chips and he is annoyed by the knusperring of the foil package. He hisses her to ease down, and that she does.

Hawk Dive
After an hour or so the lady starts eating the crisps again. The package knispers like before and out of the blue the big guy dives as a big hawk over the people that seperate him from the little lady. He snatches the snackbag from the lady and throws it in the aisle.

More Tension
The little lady starts shouting to the big guy he has no right to do that. She stands up and goes for the bag, takes it from the floor, goes back to her seat, and starts eating again. The tension loads pretty quick, but the big guys has sensible compagny that tells him they should leave. So they stand up and walk away.

Up in the air
But when the big guy passes the little lady, he grasps the bag again and takes it with him down the aisle. She sends curses after him and tells him he has no right to prevent her from eating. Some heads in the public start intervening and tell the little lady to shut up. And when the big guy walks in front of the screen he puts the bag of chips in the air to show the audience his catch and starts crumbling it. Chipscrisps fly around the screen and i am thinking that if you cant handle crisp eating in the movietheatre maybe you better wait till the DVD comes out and watch the movie in the knisperknusper privacy of your own house.